bros, hoes, and hip hop shows

i'm such a stan, man...
evidence is hella cute in person. i had him sign an old dilated album i had - both weatherman & layover i've downloaded, not bought. how am i gonna look asking him to sign a burned CD?

i'm thinking abt seeing blu & ex on sunday.

[don't know if i wanna go all the way to long beach, though. spoiled, aren't i?]

i may opt just to see them instead of spending 40 bucks on a paid dues ticket -


which has a line-up that i'm only semi-stoked about. tech n9ne? womp womp.

i'll see, though.

i am america, and so can you

man, what's up with america lately? can we get any good news, ever?

my sister wrote this poem about the state of the nation, and it's pretty dope. accept the irony of the style of writing and you'll be able to appreciate it more.

fuck the worlldddd
conomy's a crashin!
wut? fox still obama bashin?
so cancers a killin n bin ladens jus chillin
u watchn myleyfuckin cyrus?
crisis? crisis!
politics schmolotics
global warmn dont mean shit.
lets all c u prove it.
numb3rs dont mean shit
facts aint facts bitch.. ?
wuddafuxup w ur kids man..
toddlerz textin n bein hoes?
lil girls b givn blows?
naw they aint my kids man
gotta stop sumtime
da plate's full but we stil pilin?
gotta eat it sumtime
or we gunna keep geetn fat.
gotta start sumwher
stallionare? billionare!
ill find some1 that cares
maybe some guy upstairs?
idk anymore jill..

hello kitty x MAC = cuteness attack!

through a very unlikely source, i found out about the hello kitty / MAC cosmetics collab that hit stores yesterday and i'm about to die from a cuteness overdose.

can i have all of them, please?wanna hear something really sad?

the girl in the sanrio store knows my name.

i'm so lame.

aubrey does playboy:: GTFO.

though i love to hate ms o'day, i have to admit she's looking gorgeous on the cover of march's playboy, which hit news stands tomorrow. jumping on the bandwagon with pals jenna j. and kim k. [whose spread was also stunning], aubrey's crutch is "being able to feel comfortable with that and show that sex can be a beautiful, comfortable — your sexuality can be a beautiful, comfortable thing — is going to be empowering for people." empowering? okay. like porn stars, strippers, and street-walkers sell their body because they feel empowered?...sure.


fans, former DK "band"-mates, and diddy obviously all have their panties in a bunch but honestly, who didn't see this coming? check the rest of the pics here && note her nonwavering facial expression. think she noticed? LOL.

i'm just looking to see if one boob is really smaller than the other - her "biggest insecurity," she claimed during this interview.

ahh boy. the day aubrey stops trying to please everyone is the day i stop talking sh*t.